Bitcoin Pills® Hydration Bottle — Fuel Your Stack
One sip closer to financial freedom.
This 32 oz double-walled water bottle is bursting with Bitcoin energy—literally. Wrapped in a high-gloss print of the iconic Bitcoin Pills® swirl, it's like chugging pure conviction with every pull from the straw. Whether you’re sweating out fiat at the gym or hydrating between halving cycles, this bottle keeps your drinks cold, your grip secure, and your vibes orange-pilled.
• 32 oz (950 ml) capacity — plenty for long sessions
• Vacuum-insulated stainless steel keeps drinks cold longer
• Foldable straw lid for smooth, spill-free sippin'
• Rotating handle + anti-slip patch = easy carry, strong grip
• Glossy orange-pilled finish for max style impact
• Height: 9.92″ · Diameter: 3.54″
⚠️ Hand-wash only. Not microwave or dishwasher safe—because true alpha takes care of its gear.
💧 Hydrate. Decentralize. Repeat.
One sip closer to financial freedom.
This 32 oz double-walled water bottle is bursting with Bitcoin energy—literally. Wrapped in a high-gloss print of the iconic Bitcoin Pills® swirl, it's like chugging pure conviction with every pull from the straw. Whether you’re sweating out fiat at the gym or hydrating between halving cycles, this bottle keeps your drinks cold, your grip secure, and your vibes orange-pilled.
• 32 oz (950 ml) capacity — plenty for long sessions
• Vacuum-insulated stainless steel keeps drinks cold longer
• Foldable straw lid for smooth, spill-free sippin'
• Rotating handle + anti-slip patch = easy carry, strong grip
• Glossy orange-pilled finish for max style impact
• Height: 9.92″ · Diameter: 3.54″
⚠️ Hand-wash only. Not microwave or dishwasher safe—because true alpha takes care of its gear.
💧 Hydrate. Decentralize. Repeat.